February 1, 2008

First Rounds on Blimbleberry

While a guy next to me is taking minutes, I’m getting stupider by the minute. Welcome to the business meeting,…

Stephen Covey is the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People dude. Stephen M.R. Covey is his kid, and M.R. thinks…

“D.F., I really want to talk to you about that, but it’ll have to wait until after the North American.…

A friend asks me how my workday went. “Well,” I begin, “I was working at McDonald’s this morning….” My friend’s…

I need to reach the CEO of Tyson. He’s really confused. At 3:41 Eastern Daylight Time, on June 12, 2007,…

CEOs come in all shape and sizes, but if you really want to know what kind you’re dealing with, you…

My client is big, bureaucratic and inefficient. When it hired my company, it sent a huge package filled with contracts…

I’m not the only idiot running a business! This knowledge makes me feel a whole lot better personally, though slightly…

It’s time for my company to get its name out there. And I mean really out there. Just think of…

When an airline tells you it’s going to focus more on customer service, you think, “OK, and the heroin addict…